The Return of the Thursday Night Dinner Song: "I'll Never Try To Cook Again"

This is a lame return, I must admit. It's one of my favorite songs. But two factors fail us:(1) I use the verb "try" which is weak when compared to the original "fall." "Try" isn't really active. I should've "tried" something better.(2) The recording skips in important places. I will paste the lyrics in the comments so you can know what it is that I am singing.And with that lovely introduction, here it is: "I'll Never Try To Cook Again."