Thank You For Your Requests

Give the people what they want, that's what I always say. Apparently the people want me to drink wine, make borscht, and eat testes. Easy enough!Actually, for those of you eager for me to become a vinophile, I photographed the four bottles of wine sitting on our counter for your analysis. Can you see them? Can you tell me about them? Which should I drink first? [If this bar review stuff stays status quo, I'll be drinking all four in one night...]