Peach Ice Cream Makes A Liar Out of Me
Remember how I told you yesterday that using all cream in your mix instead of a milk/cream combo would make the ice cream stay soft in your fridge?Apparently I was wrong: My glorious peach ice cream is now more like peach-pit ice cream because it's hard.  Like a pit.Here's my theory: the juices from the cooked peaches comingled with the creamy base and created a new liquid substance that decided it would not stay soft in the fridge."Stay soft in the fridge?  Not me," said the ice cream in a candid interview.  "Peaches are always getting s**t for being mushy and delicate.  Everyone's always petting my downy skin and I'm like: Yo!  Hands off woman!  You don't know my life!  I just wanna be cool and tough, ya know?  Like my boy, da nectarine."Da nectarine was unavailable for comment.
My glorious peach ice cream is now more like peach-pit ice cream because it's hard.  Like a pit.Here's my theory: the juices from the cooked peaches comingled with the creamy base and created a new liquid substance that decided it would not stay soft in the fridge."Stay soft in the fridge?  Not me," said the ice cream in a candid interview.  "Peaches are always getting s**t for being mushy and delicate.  Everyone's always petting my downy skin and I'm like: Yo!  Hands off woman!  You don't know my life!  I just wanna be cool and tough, ya know?  Like my boy, da nectarine."Da nectarine was unavailable for comment.
