Cookies for Kerry

Are you a Republican? Do you like cookies? I have a proposition for you.Sure, sure, this is a big election. Much at stake. Lives on the line. Grand epic consequences.But think about cookies. Aren't they delicious? Don't you like them? Aren't cookies good?Let's make a deal. You vote for Kerry and I'll send you cookies.Prove to me that you're a Republican. Prove to me that you voted for Kerry. I will send you cookies.Now if I get 800 responses, I can't send you cookies. I will then enter you into a raffle to win cookies.Unjust? Maybe. But they say the way to man's vote is through his stomach. And right now I want to use all the pull I have. Maybe my liberal readers can bake cookies for Kerry too. Whose with me, gang? Whose unafraid to use cheap marketing tricks to get the better man elected?Cookies for Kerry. Take a bite out of politics.[THIS MESSAGE WAS NOT APPROVED BY JOHN KERRY. IT WAS, HOWEVER, APPROVED BY THE COOKIE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA. AND BRISTOL-MEYERS SQUIBB. Just cause that's fun to type.]